How You Will Die

 Thinking, Feeling, Sensing, Judging, it doesn't matter who you are. We all gots to go sometime. Your personality won't change the fact that someday your blessed heart will be put to rest, but your personality might change how your blessed heart will be put to rest.

                       




You will die from...



ENFJ

Pulling a prank that goes sour.

INFP

Simultaneously electrocuting yourself with a hair dryer in the bathtub and asphyxiation from leaving the gas on. But you were probably going to die anyway from injuries you got earlier when you crossed the street without looking.

ENFP

Suffocating because you got so excited and talked so fast you forgot to breathe.

INFJ

Old age in your sleep with a smile because you outsmarted death for so many years.

ESTJ

Your own indecisiveness. You will be one-third of the way across the street when the digits start counting down and you won't be able to decide if you have enough time to get across or if you should turn back. You will be hit as you are deciding.

ISTJ

Forgetting to oil your gears, you machine.

ESTP

Fleeing the scene of your crime with your friends.

ISTP

A paintball accident.

ESFJ

(I'm sorry, I can't write anything for you, ESFJ. You are so sweet I can't even joke about anything that could hurt you. And you probably couldn't handle a joke about death anyway.)

ISFJ

Starvation. You forgot to eat for too many days in a row because you were busy helping people.

ESFP

Heat stroke. You were trying to eat hot wings fast enough to get a discount.

ISFP

Getting so involved in a novel that when your favorite character dies, you die instantly of a broken heart.

ENTJ

Assassination. At least you made it as far as you did in the elections.

INTP

Attempting to create a self-aware robot which turns on you when you try to teach it philosophy.

ENTP

Being murdered in your sleep by your relatives so they can inherit your fortune. But the joke's on them, you knew they were coming and already spent all your money.

INTJ

A fistfight after you repeatedly provoke a being of lesser intelligence. Turns out you were better with your words than your fists.