How Each Type Reacts to a Fart in Public

How Each Type Would React to Someone Passing Gas In Public

INFJ

If the culprit is a stranger: Laughs into hand.
If the culprit is a friend: Laughs in their face.
If it's an old person: Laughs when they leave.


ENTP
"Attempts" to control their hysterical giggling as they laugh at the culprit's embarrassment  .

ESFJ

Kindly takes the blame for the gas.
But they actually did it.

ISFP

Raises an eyebrow, and when no one confesses, continues as if nothing happened.

ISTJ

Snickers at the culprit but doesn't sell them out.

ENFP

If it's not themselves: Does not acknowledge. If self: Says, "Oops."

INTJ

Sees this as the all-clear to relieve their own gas.

ESTP

"Whoa! Nice one, man!"

ENFJ

Diverts attention to an inanimate object or an animal. Like, "We need to oil that door hinge," or, "Who gave the dog beans again?"

INFP

Temporary deafness, muteness, blindness, and dumbness.

ESTJ

Looks at someone who also heard the fart and shares a scandalized gaze.

ESFP

"It wasn't me, I swear. "

(But everyone knows it was.)

ISFJ

Blushes, tries to continue the conversation but stutters and blabbers nonsense.

INTP

Does not notice.

ISTP

"Excuse me."

ENTJ

"Wait, I'll go get my lighter for the next one!"