How An ENTP Sees the Types- Written by an ENTP

I'm an INFP. INFPs see the MBTI pretty objectively, striving to understand and value each type for who they truly are. But it's also fun to see how someone else views the types. Someone like my ENTP sister for example...

ENFJ: Ah, I finally have a break from trying to make everyone comfortable. Now I get to be the one making everyone uncomfortable for a change. And I will begin with you. How can I make you blush? 

ESFJ: A talker. I do like a talker. So, let's talk about how you are going to document my life in photos for me and scatter traditions throughout the year to give me some stability. I am too lazy to do these things, but I appreciate that you will do them for me. 

ENTJ: Stop. I'm the leader. 

ESTJ: You need to relax. If I get really interested in what you're saying, will you relax? Oh it's working. Wow, you are a genuinely nice person. But please, just relax.

INFJ: That charming smile... that bottomless pit of mystery and wonder... I am drawn to you like a magnet. Will I admire the twinkle in your eye from afar, or will I dive into the depths, never to return?

ISFJ: Finally, someone who shows the proper awe and amazement at my splendor. You bring out the introverted sensing in me. Let's talk about all our old memories and make some inside jokes. Sorry if I accidentally take advantage of your niceness. Whoa, please, stop crying. 

INTJ: Knowledge. Please share it all with me. You are interesting and I enjoy the fact that your feelings can't be hurt by me. I'm finally free to be myself and don't have to worry about whether or not you're comfortable. And what's this squishy thing? A tender soul under all this pomp? Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. 

ISTJ: *knocks* Oh yes, this one is made of solid steel. How would you like to listen as I amaze you with my humongous brain? Do you mind if I bounce some ideas off of you? Tell me if I'm being realistic. Ok, this was fun, talk to you in ten years! 

ENFP: oh you're fun. Let's make some ideas together. You can talk almost as fast as I can. Good job. You have some interesting info and ideas. I can use this. Ok, now you have really tired me out. I need to go discuss this with an introvert now. 

ESFP: You're fun. I like you. What's this, smart too?? I never would have guessed all the information hidden under that careless exterior. Tell me more. 

ESTP: Oh this is fun! You really are good at having fun! Wait, you want to prove to me how complex you are by having a really deep conversation? Ok, no. That's not working. Let's get back on the roller coaster. 

INFP: finally, I have found the perfect sidekick. I actually can talk about deep things. This one understands. Even when I don't understand what I'm saying, maybe you will. Now let's go get some food and I can give you advice on how be happy and successful. 

ISFP: You don't expect anything from me, but rather see what is abstractly beautiful in me. Therefore I will do the same for you and watch you grow independently from afar. You are one of the few who doesn't need my help. I admire your independence and simplicity. Now if I can just harness your creativity and fling it into the world... 

INTP: you are like looking at an upside down reflection of myself in a murky pond. You are deep and interesting, but in the end, I know you too well. Please, take our NTPness make sure it reaches all corners of the introverted world. 

ISTP: You're funny. I like you. Let's make sarcastic jokes together. Please allow me to delve deeper into your mind. Oh, that was it? Ok, back to those jokes. 

ENTP: You are the best, but one of us is enough. Please leave.

     

Submitted by my sister. AKA Yammie.