How The Types Would Write a Book

How each type writes a book 

Submission from an ENTP

ENFJ: decides to write something deep and profound. Does it.

ESFJ: writes many charming children's books and has ISFP friend illustrate.

ENTJ: writes a book on how to be successful and/or take over the world.

ESTJ: Writes political book involving conspiracy theories.

INFJ: works on writing book every day and at the end of each day laments on how stupid and worthless it is. At the end, must admit that it actually turned out awesome and ends up changing the world.

ISFJ: Writes many historical novels.

INTJ: Searches the Internet for all the arguments and discussions he has been involved in regarding his favorite subject over the past ten years. Collects everything he has written and it turns out to be a 10,000 page book. Cites everything with ease and includes many footnotes.

ISTJ: writes instruction manuals professionally.

ENFP: starts writing thrilling mystery novel. Never finishes it.

ESFP: watches movie instead.

ENTP: wishes could narrow down to one idea for a topic, or even one genre. Finally narrows it down one day, writes one sentence, gets bored, and starts cycle over.

ESTP: goes hang gliding instead.

INFP: starts a million stories. Finishes nothing but has a million characters and ideas still in mind. One day finishes something and publishes anonymously. No friends or relatives are informed, even when the book wins a nobel prize.

ISFP: Writes a dramatic love story and then promptly crumples it up and throws it in the corner. Stares dramatically out the window.

INTP: writes an informative book, but it is chaotic. INTJ reads it and makes sense of it by highlighting important information with a highlighter to cite later in his own more organized book. May also write strange cult fiction.

ISTP: what's a book?